Captain's Log

I'm Jeremy.

I am probably too old to blog.

I say "Sorry not sorry" a lot and am fuelled by caffeine.

This is my funny man. I like him quite a bit.

Here is a link to my face. Thumbs up for you if you clicked it.

Hark, bitch!

ayedeez:

everythingsungodly:

jesus fuckin christ

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(via shrugging)

togepathetic:

cashier: that’ll be $29.50
me:

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(via mylifeasaconcert)

awwww-cute:

"Please sir, no photos in the office

(via shrugging)

iguanamouth:

she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up

(via emma-soup)

digg:

Forget goat simulator. I AM BREAD  <—- full trailer

THIS BREAD IS RAD AF

(via ollivander)

notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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(via milkandcooki)

breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

(via jenndasher101)

bounoromato:

cokeflow:

I CAN SHOW U THE WORLD

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?

(via talentthatialwayshavepossessed)