Captain's Log

I'm Jeremy.

I am probably too old to blog.

I say "Sorry not sorry" a lot and am fuelled by caffeine.

This is my funny man. I like him quite a bit.

Here is a link to my face. Thumbs up for you if you clicked it.

Hark, bitch!

vetoing:

when you finally receive an ask during one of those ask games

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willcub:

Truth.  

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chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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thecutestofthecute:

"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"

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youngblackandvegan:

pleasebboy:

Her Minajesty

Nicki Minaj by Jeff Bark

Styled by Robbie Spencer

Damn nicki

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oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D

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