Captain's Log

I'm Jeremy.

I am probably too old to blog.

I say "Sorry not sorry" a lot and am fuelled by caffeine.

This is my funny man. I like him quite a bit.

Here is a link to my face. Thumbs up for you if you clicked it.

Hark, bitch!

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via littleredwritingwoods)

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

(via beyoncevevo)

elastigirlofficial:

designer shooz

(via dantrium)

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

(via yourgrandad)

terminus-est:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself

AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM

HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED

I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.

it literally can not get cuter than this

I will always reblog Angry Dad Cat

(via nitrogenwhiskey)

boneycircus:

rosewednesday:

jhameia:

professorprof:

kiyuukins:

ponies-n-things:

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

I know we all love Edna because she’s super fierce and determined and an awesome role model and shit but

do you ever think that she feels intensely guilty over this, having made this suit that lead to the death of this amazing young girl

Maybe there’s a reason she never looks back.

Repeated for emphasis:

Maybe there’s a reason she never looks back.

Edna at the funeral, veiled from head to toe, slowly ripping pages out of her pocket sketchbook and mouthing the words “no capes”

you people are monsters

ye freekin eedjet

(via finn0)

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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(via beyoncevevo)